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quotes[0]='As long as you live in my house, you\'ll abide by my rules.'

quotes[1]='Who do you think you are?  The Queen of Sheba?'

quotes[2]='Get back in the shower and use soap this time.'

quotes[3]='One day you will thank me for this.'

quotes[4]='Don\'t make me stop this car!'

quotes[5]='I\'ll treat you like a grownup when you start acting like one.'

quotes[6]='Always wear clean underwear in case you are in an accident.'

quotes[7]='I hope you have a child one day, just like you.'

quotes[8]='Stop crossing your eyes.  They\'ll get stuck that way.'

quotes[9]='Turn off the light.  We do not own the electric company.'

quotes[10]='Don\'t pick at that.  It will get infected.'

quotes[11]='Eat your dinner.  People are starving in China.'

quotes[12]='You better wipe that smirk off your face before I do it for you.'

quotes[13]='You don\'t have to like me.  I\'m your mother.'

quotes[14]='Because I said so.'

quotes[15]='When the right person comes along, you\'ll know.'

quotes[16]='Don\'t eat that.  You\'ll get worms.'

quotes[17]='I am going to count to three . . . . '

quotes[18]='Close that door.  You were not born in a barn.'

quotes[19]='LOOK at me when I am talking to you.'

quotes[20]='Pick that up.  Your fingers are not broken.'

quotes[21]='I am not your maid!'

quotes[22]='Go play. I was not put on this earth to entertain you.'

quotes[23]='Someone is going to wind up getting hurt.'

quotes[24]='Money does not grow on trees.'

quotes[25]='Don\'t roll your eyes at me.'

quotes[26]='This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.'

quotes[27]='Don\'t eat that.  You\'ll ruin your supper.'

quotes[28]='When I was your age . . . . '

quotes[29]='Stop doing that.  You will poke your eye out.'

quotes[30]='If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you jump off a bridge, too?'

quotes[31]='Shut the door.  I can\'t afford to heat the whole neighborhood.'

quotes[32]='Don\'t use that tone with me!'

quotes[33]='Don\'t make me come in there!'

quotes[34]='I\'m not going to ask you again.'

quotes[35]='Are you going out dressed like THAT?'

quotes[36]='Don\'t sit so close to the TV.  You\'ll ruin your eyes.'

quotes[37]='You will understand when you are older.'

quotes[38]='I\'m not running a taxi service here!'

quotes[39]='Act your age!'

quotes[40]='You are getting on my last nerve!'

quotes[41]='Running away?  Let me help you pack your bags.'

quotes[42]='Don\'t go out with your head wet.  You will catch a cold.'

quotes[43]='Stop crying before I give you something to cry about.'

quotes[44]='Don\'t make me tell you again.'

quotes[45]='It\'s the beauty inside that counts.'

quotes[46]='You WILL eat it, and you WILL like it.'

quotes[47]='If you would open your eyes as big as you open your mouth, maybe you\'d find it.'

quotes[48]='How many times do I have to tell you . . . . '

quotes[49]='Don\'t ever let me catch you doing that again!'

quotes[50]='Your shoes are here somewhere.  They didn\'t walk out of the house by themselves!'

quotes[51]='Don\'t worry. You just have big bones.'

quotes[52]='There\'s no use crying over spilled milk.'

quotes[53]='I\'m not talking just to hear my own voice!'

quotes[54]='Eat your carrots.  They\'re good for your eyes.'

quotes[55]='If you can\'t say anything nice, don\'t say anything at all.'

quotes[56]='If it were a snake, it would have bitten you.'

quotes[57]='You won\'t be happy until you break it.'

quotes[58]='Do I have to send you a written invitation?  Sit down and eat!'

quotes[59]='How do you know you don\'t like it if you haven\'t tasted it?'

quotes[60]='You have enough dirt in your ears to grow potatoes!'

quotes[61]='Go clean your room.  We do not live in a pig sty.'

quotes[62]='Am I talking to a brick wall?'

quotes[63]='Turn off the light.  We do not own stock in the electric company.'

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